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Celery is a girl who you probably don't want to cross paths with. She has very sociopathic tendencies and can change personalities very quickly if it gives her what she wants. Celery will make friends and drop them when they are of no use to her anymore. She will lie and deceive you to benefit herself, and is very self-centered. No one will ever get to know her the way she knows herself. Although good at hiding it, she will make you think she believes your lies. She usually knows you are trying to deceive her before you know you are. Never get on the wrong side of a Celery. She may look and act nice, but alone, she's a monster.
Why is Celery acting like she doesn't care?
Probably because she doesn't.
One of the worst tasting foods ever to exist. You have to be crazy to eat it
Me-"Michelle why are you eating celery!?"
Michelle-"Celery is so good for you"
Me- "Don't be ridiculous"
A code name for a girl who watches people on the low-key for security reasons.
Celery where was he going?
Celery I'm shot save yourself.... Get out of here! .......there he was.
Makes your brain hurt/ makes you think
Man, you are being celery right now! Or: Stop being celery!
A poisonous fungus usually found growing under houses in Southern Ontario.
Erin had to call the poison control department when she discovered she had celery growing underneath her cottage in Canada.
A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."