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you are most likely using one to view this web page
im gonna use my computer to look up porn
"What you are on now."
nope, crack doesn't count.
example should include the word "computer"
That addicting little box you're sitting in front of
*twitch* I've got to get on my computer. I haven't been on for 20 minutes. *twitch*
The reason I can't enjoy my weekends anymore. The almighty consumer of time. This machine will eat your soul and sell the last few bits on eBay.
What? Explorer froze on my computer's process manager? I'll just end and then start the process again. (desktop crashes)
Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...
Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!