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a mans penis covered in sores & bumps
he/him/they: hey baby, you wanna get outta here?
she/her/they: ew, i don’t want anything to do with your corn on the cob!
When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.
Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!
*both laugh*
Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.
Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!
Kansas Corn on the Cob is where you put one finger in her butthole, the other finger in her bellybutton and proceed to eat her out from the side, left to right as if you were enjoying some delicious cobbed corn.
Kansas Corn on the Cob
“Hey Zach, I heard you totally Corn on the
Cobbed her, Kansas style!”
“Yup, one in her pooper, one in the innie and went to town.”
‘Step-bro what are you doing?’
‘Simmer down, I’m just trying to put one finger in your bellybutton another in your poopercooter and eat you out like 4th of July…Kansas Corn-on-the Cob is so hot right now.’
A method of sucking dick in which the sucker must hold the dick like a piece of corn and very lightly suck and nibble from the side. The dick shouldn’t get wet and should be consistently dried to promote friction and avoid slipping. If you suck dick like this, guys will be falling over you!
dude 1: bro my girl did the corn on the cob method on me last night
dude 2: bro you’re so lucky!!!
dude 1: bro i know i’m inviting her over again tonight
To fuck a woman from behind.
Then take a sharp implement in each hand and jab her in the hips, thus "corn on the cobbing" her.
"why do you have forks by your bed?"
"gonna have corn on the cob later"