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After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.
Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!
A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.
This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!
A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.
Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.
Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.
the #1 cause of suicide in the United States
Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara
An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.
Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.
The inability to get a thumbs-up during textual intercourse
Murray has tried textagra for his textual dysfunction, to no avial.
Bill was devastated when all his textual advances were met with thumbs-down results.
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1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!