surprised or shocked but also sounds like a fart
who just flabbergasted?
When someone is not just shocked or surprised--but extremly surprised by a situation, verbal responses, etc.
Jan: Man I'm so flabbergasted that I had sex.
When a person with a vagina farts and it yeets through the meats instead of going out the cheeks.
I was trying to let one slip at the pool party, but got flabbergasted.
State of confusion. When you've seen something really weird or just shocking, that you either are surprised in a good way, or surprised as in, "What the hell just happened?" .
I am so flabbergasted about the fact that Donald Trump will run again.
Stop flabbergasting me with your nonsense!
butt cheeks flapping when gas is passed
joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex
If if doesn't flabbergast the audience in the auditorium, the veterans probably won't care.
The act of being surprised, shocked or amazed.
Susannah: I was so flabbergasted when maddy raped me, i screamed and then died.