social media flosser

People online that portray a certain personality when they’re really just guys behind a computer screen posting gifs

Examples are -

having lots of cash in a stack next to their head
posting pictures of supposedly their bank accounts and checks

That dumbass Supa swipe on Twitter thinks he’s gangster but he’s only a social media flosser

Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”