java

da kewlest proograming language evurrrr duuuude lolzorzzzzhaxxorz!!!!

System.out.println(" java is super keeeewl <3<3<3<3 ");

java

Scene place to go Tuesday nights in Tampa.

lyk omgzz are you goin 2 java tonight?
llyk. let me get my lip ring and girl pants and be so scene.

java

A programming language.
The first to be object oriented,
but not completly.

I'm not a Java programmer

java

java - variation of Lata =Later = Catcha later = bye

"java steve"
"stop fuckn saying java, later"
"..java"

Java

Java! A different Word for Coffee.

Xabier, did You want any Java this Morning!?

Java

A programming language commonly used as a solution to everything and anything.

Just do it in java!
Fix it... with java!

java;

Java

A programming language praised for its versatility and multiplatform support; however, also carrying ridiculous amounts of overhead, using a fuckton of system resources, and generally being a pain in the ass to program in.

Praising Java for fitting on many platforms is like praising anal sex for fitting both sexes.