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Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.

Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.

by mhycro April 17, 2019


Logistically irrelevant

Oh no I know it's logistically irrelevant and the way you said it makes it sound like something Mik said... Which is funny. But no. I know that but that doesn't stop them from being insatiable, fat cock obsessed, gremlins does it?

Hym "No I know it's logistically irrelevant that isn't the issue is it?"

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023


Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

by psylence June 30, 2015


Logistically Challenging Wank

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.

"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018


Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics

Just too complicated for any human to understand outside of Dave Thomas (founder of Wendys), Charlie Sheen (Warlock), and Stephen Hawking (He's fucking british, what need be said)

Jeff-"These fucking Frostys here at wendys are bomb!"

Osiris-"Oh I know man, Its these Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics. I only wish i could understand."

Stephen Hawking-"You'll die before you understand Neuro-scientific-frosty-logistics"

Charlie Sheen-"Dying is for fools"

by StoneKassel April 07, 2011


Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics

A person whom is responsible for coordinating and orchestrating the pick up and delivery service of customers who service their vehicles at a dealership. This individual additionally executes the retrieval of specific parts that are necessary for the repair facility to successfully and efficiently complete repairs to a customer's vehicle. This person is also the lead in collecting additional items to support and aid the Fixed Operation staff in continuing to perform at a high level of customer satisfaction, like coffees.

The Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics was such a polite gentleman. He was a delight to speak to while he was giving me a shuttle ride back to my house from the dealership.

by ADMIGS October 08, 2020


logisticize

To work out details or a schedule; to make a plan in detail; to finalize the logistics of an appointment, a meeting or an engagement.

There will be a big crowd at the concert, so we'd better logisticize." "Let's logisticize now, so there's no confusion later."

by Mike the Knife December 01, 2010