Creem Deem

A "creem deem" is a slang term used to describe a large amount of cannabis smoke that is inhaled via a bong/water pipe. The smoker will light the bowl and slowly inhale for a long period of time. The smoke in the pipe accumulates and quickly turns milky white as it becomes more and more dense. This is called a "creem deem".

"OMG! Check out that creem deem in john's tube."

"Ohhh that ones definately a creem deem!"

Christ (Deemed to be) University

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

Christ (Deemed to be) University

A tyrannical empire established and existing for reasons unknown.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Christ (Deemed to be) University attacked.

deemed clinically inappropiate

This is the get out clause that is used by doctors practicing medicine when they dont want to give you something, but dont have a real reason.

This phrase becomes mandatory so the average idiot will accept this as a genuine reason, the doctor being several steps up in the social ladder, where to argue with authority is wrong.

lady visits the doctors with severe pains in her back

lady: "Doc, my back is really hurting, I need some painkillers or something"
doc: "im afraid I cant do that for you"
lady: "why not? Im in pain, gimme the pain killers!"
doc: "Ordinarily I would, but on this occasion its deemed clinically inappropiate"
lady: "oh, ok then I guess"
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lady gets back home

husband:"did you get help for your back"
lady: "no, it still really hurts, im going to try laying down"
husband: "why didnt u ask for some painkillers"?
lady: "I did, but the doc said it was clinically inappropiate"
husband: "oh that is medical jargon meaning they dont want to give anything. I will get you a hot water bottle instead"

Christian Deem

a shooting pain in your vagina

christian deem is a shooting pain in your va- jae jae

deeming

When you try to type feigning but autocorrect changes the word.

Damn you deeming b
Feigning*

Christ (Deemed to be) University

a) A a state of community full with functional slaves and deranged authority managers. And this definitely has nothing to do with Jesus, Its just JESUS CHRIST!

b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.

c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.

Me : *stares*
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".