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The Oracle

60+ year old woman in swanley, Kent, England that spends most of her day swivelling on a £200 sofa in her living room drilling a hole with her arse everytime... She is the ALL knowing ALL seeing ORacle... just keep her away from the phone book at all costs! she will call anyone!

she's the oracle, she knows all! she knows your parents! BEWARE THE IRENE!

by Anonymous-one-miwion May 25, 2007


Oracle

Synonym for pancake.

I had oracles and syrup for breakfast.

by ThunderPower February 10, 2010


Oracle

The most awsome and random person.

That girl is a total Oracle.

by Oracle-The-Awesome September 06, 2003


Oracle

Somebody wanna work at hooters⁉️⁉️

ORACLE YOU WANNA WORK AT HOOTERS NAHHHH WTF BRO YOU GOOD? YOU GOOD BRO? YOU GOOD?

by Goatman69bro January 16, 2022


Oracle

Someone who wants to work at hooters

Yo my ex lost her job and wants to work at hooters, she trying to be an oracle

by Not a leather jockey January 16, 2022


Oracles

Prestige mounds found on a woman's chest, usually a woman from a higher class at least in appearance. They usually come in pairs, in very admirable sizes. Subjects of the opposite sex usually come to them in search for pearls of wisdom, seeing these protrusions as something of a Holy symbol. If one were to encounter these Oracles, you can rest assured that it won't be the last time they visit these blessings for guidance and/or comfort.

First discovered by a woman in search for a legendary dark horse, she encountered these Oracles resting upon a musician inside of an inn. They aided her in taking the next step into claiming this horse, and she eventually achieved this quest after multiple revisits.

"Look at the Oracles on that lady, they must contain great wisdom that is worth sharing."

by EggsnBacon December 02, 2012


Oracle

One of the most interesting men in the world. a great drinking buddy at best. He will try to what he can if you're in need of help even though what ever he does/did isn't perfect you can know full well he meant the best for you.

"I'm to drunk to drive where is Oracle?"

by Cretzilla July 07, 2012