Phil Swift

why we are all still here.

man, Phil Swift helps me sleep at night.

Phil Swift

A MOTHAFUCKIN GOD

Yo Phil Swift is the best am I right

Phil Swift

Phil is love, Phil is life.

Phil Swift is the supreme lord.

Phil swift

it even works under water

phil swift here with flex tape slap it on my but

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

Phil Swift

the all mighty lord, savior, and protector of flex tape

All hail the mighty Phil Swift.

Phil Swift

a man who likes to slap tape on things, dip tools in glue, and saw boats in half

"Phil Swift here from Flex Tape"

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