The speed of your CPU in your PC, laptop, or workstation. This is never written out in full and is always abbreviated as "pp."
Guy with massive Processor Performance: I have a huge pp.
Guy with tiny Processor Performance: I wish my pp was that large.
When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.
What are you doing? Doing the human food processor
I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.