Subscription n00b

Someone who didn't know how to subscribe to Urban Dictionary, without adding a word (similar to this one). *looks around*

"Hey man, how do you subscribe to U.D"

"Sorry, man... I'm a Subscription n00b, I had to add a word to subscribe"

Subscription

EVERY FUCKING THING IN THE GODDAMN PLANET

*Purchases a BMW X7M* *Turns on the heated seats* "Heat your seats with an $18 a month subscription"