Borscht svelte

Someone akin to a lounge lizard who may dress gaudily. And feel they are on fleek but they're really just a has been…

See that guy in the corner in the leisure suit? Definitely a. Borscht svelte.

svelte

adj. When a woman is thick and thin at the same time.

Damn shawty you svelte!

Thanks babe!

Svelting

A strong teddy bear with a Norwegian accent

“Hello and my name is Svelting! Zank you. So good to see you I’m a bear!