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An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.
You're such a table.
Why the fuck are you looking up a table on the urban dictionary?
John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?
Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?
Meaning to be extremely drunk, so drunk that you cannot get up from the table
Haha you should have seen him, he was completely tabled
the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.
ex:1
Dude that guys such a table
ex:2
what the table
"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"