The most boring game known to man.
I'm the only one of my friends who actually hates tetris, and games like it.
Intricate and careful packing of stuff in a space when normally it would not fit.
(in other words) What you have to do to put 20lbs of shit in a 10lb bag.
loser: Dude, we need a bigger bag to put this shit in.
Pwnzor: Whatever dude, we just need to tetris it. (fits all 20 lbs in)
when you have alot of stuff to fit in a little space like packing a suitcase or filling a trunk of a car with bags.
skeptic - "I don't think we can fit the body, the chainsaw, the money bags, and the beer cooler in this little trunk."
doer - "we'll just have to tetris it"
To fit thing in any confined space, no matter how pact it is.
I have to find a way tetris these boxes into the garage.
A tetri is a unit of measurement. It is the average amount of random tetris pieces you can fit, similar to a square foot, but not similar at all actually.
"Man this house I bought is huge! It's 30493453 tetri." "Oh god damn, my house is only 5420 tetri, you son of a bitch."
To squeeze or pack many objects of different shapes and sizes into a small area for transportation.
"Barely managed to tetris all of our gear into a Hungarian taxi" - The Glitch Mob
Another way of saying sex but to be more discrete
Hey mom me and Jenny are going upstairs to play Tetris