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Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"
when you think you're just going to fart, but the end of a turd pops its little head out as well, then goes back in.
"Oh scuse me, I farted. Eww, that was a close one!"
- "What , did you shit yourself finally?"
"No but I think I had a turtle."
When someone's backpack is so big that it makes him/her look like he/she has a turtle shell. Therefore, they are a turtle.
"Dude, why do you look like such a turtle?"
"I have to carry 3 textbooks and 4 binders. Shut up man. It's not my fault."
Word for the trunk of a car. In England the term is boot. May be more common in the southern part of the USA.
She put the groceries in the turtle of the car.
A sex partner that just lays on their back lifelessly during intercourse.
Dude, I heard Stephanie was a turtle. Dustin said he may as well have stuck it to a blowup doll.
Verb: the act of fist pounding someone and continuing to duck your fist underneath his. While performing the act you would say turtle as your hand is going below. Causing the person on the receiving end to appear stupid.
"Oh dude way to go" (offer fist pound and continue with turtle motion) "oh shit, I got you with the turtle bitch"