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what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom
I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.
Pooop at peaking out of my ass to see you
Whats a four letter word that rhymes with shit? It's just shit
Shit rhymes with Shit
poop about to burst out, usu. at the southern end of a person, but sometimes out of a different crevice of the human body, such as the face
Renee Zellweger, who is a poopy-faced turtle head
another name for anuncircumcised penis
My turtle head comes out only when not provoked
Apparently, the person defining this has never seen an actual turtle's head. The proper term for this phenomenon (a turd that is starting to peek out) is a turtle TAIL. Much better description, eh?
Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.
Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.
"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"