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To get head while taking a shit in the toilet
Dude she gave me turtlehead in the movies bathroom
A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.
Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before he stained his underwear.
A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.
Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before it was too late.
When you have to take a shit really bad, but are not near a toilet,in attempt to relive some of the pressure,carefully farting so that ony the gas escapes from the anus,going around the massive load of shit trying to exit you as well,usually resulting in the fart smelling just like the shit poking at you.by doing this you do run the risk of shitting your pants.
Ben- Dude you smell like shit
Sean-sorry dude,I have to take a massive shit and i am doing the Turtlehead Shuffle
Ben-Ok I will get off the freeway and get your rancid ass to a restroom before you shit your pants!
The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.
I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.
Classy shit coin that will make you zillions of dollars.
I'm retiring at 22 because I invested in Turtlehead Moon.
The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.
I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.