Why wouldn't ya?

Question. For answer see Well you would

Greg is contemplating a goon layback

Greg - Why wouldn't ya?

Mike - Well you would!

wouldn't last a heartbeat

(adj.) For a potential product to be seen as one with a very short lifespan, low sales and tiny fanbase.

Japanese language playstation games based on animes that are not shown in the USA or Europe wouldn't last a heartbeat there. See Bastard!!

company that wouldn't leave

something that has "worn out its' welcome" and is unable to 'get the hint' that you want its' stupid ass GONE!!

cut a flop, but the dung wouldn't flush; and was the company that wouldn't leave!
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.

I wouldn't worry about it

The first phrase that should pop into every /k/ommando's mind when they're in the deep, dark woods and they hear something reminiscent of footsteps in the distance. You have SKS, don't be a pussy. Definitely not a skinwalker.

Ivan: Sergei did you of hearings something?
Sergei: Yes, is probably small rodent having of fun in the leaves
Ivan: You are of right, comrade, is probably nothing
Sergai: Yes, I wouldn't worry about it

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

A response when someone uses the insult "Suck my dick, my balls etc."

person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

you wouldn't steal a car

An idiotic PSA comparing pirating a 1 GB movie file and stealing a full blown $50k+ 2 ton vehicle. The phrase was a part of an anti-piracy campaign called "Piracy, It's a Crime" created by Motion Picture Association. The PSA paints piracy as a bad thing even though it helps people living in 3rd world countries, aids developers test out software, and opens artists up to a whole new world of software.

"You wouldn't download a car" is a common variant of the phrase, originally created by Reddit user augreeko on /r/funny.

you wouldn't steal a car
you wouldn’t steal a handbag
you wouldn’t steal a television
you wouldn’t steal a movie

Downloading pirated films is stealing,
stealing is against the law,
PIRACY. IT’S A CRIME.

You wouldn't download a car

A term used by pirates as a joke, making fun of those old anti-piracy PSAs.

-Bro, do you know where I can find GTA V to download? Any forum, tracker, repack, etc...?
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.