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A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
The act of simultaneously drinking from a cup with a straw while continually refilling the cup from the blender pitcher held at face level.
I made way to much smoothie this morning so was blender bonging it until I could wash out the pitcher.
During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.
Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
1.a big dick.
2.Someone high on crack
Why,jimmy is a blender in cock!
A man or woman who purposely breaks other(s) hearts. Romantically.
Don Jaun was a blender tender
The feeling of purity, relax and a clear mind.
"I've finished all my homework, I have no school tomorrow, nothing to worry about! I feel blenderred"
When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!