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When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game
In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered
When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli
When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered
When a guy is being a dick, doesn't have respect for women, and is a horny little shit
Ethan is such an idiotic blender, like honestly how could he treat Nicole like that?
She's not an object, she's a woman.
You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.
I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.
It means that your answer was hard or sometimes could be rude.
Boyfriend: I'm bout to go running. Do you wanna roll up after?
Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-
A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.
Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.