The denile of one's penis size (usually being bigger than it actually is).
John bought magnum condoms because he was in penile.
When you can distinguish peniles.
Mom! The doctir said I have penile distinction! I can distinguish peniles!
Penile Discoloration is a lethal disease involving the shaft of the penile location. This disease is early identifiable during stage 1 by necrosis of the entire ball sack. By stage 2 the penis has turned blue and now the entire body has sepsis and you die.
"Hey man you should go get that Penile Discoloration checked out i don't think its supposed to be blue"
A new hip drug term for when you cum in a bong, put weed in then take FAAAAAAAT rips.
Hey man let's have a good old Penile excruciate
The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.
It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.
You forget to do your flys up on your trousers.
I saw Peter on his way back from the toilet, he appears to have a bout of penile dementia. I can see his boxers!