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leap second

Leap second is a weird kind of second that is inserted at the end of a random day. During the leap second, the clock will read: **:59:60 (** is relative to where you are). The leap second is inserted to make sure that the clock is in sync with the Earth's rotation. The full list of leap seconds can be found by googling "leap second list".

The leap second is added, and now I can live 1 second longer!!! What will you do in the leap second?

by Kranzy January 11, 2017


sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea

Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...

by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022


Krillo-second

It is a time measurement, which is highly context depended.

He came inside me in just a krillo-second
It took only a krillo-second to walk 10 miles

by Mr. Awesome Time Stuff December 17, 2013


second monitor

male birth control

A: do you have a gf?
B: nah, I have second monitor.

by Alex_Sobol February 13, 2022


obamium the second

the matierial that contains the most obama in the world

obamium the second has been found in 2066 after the big explosion of obama

by The bored asian kid in class January 22, 2021


Swayze Seconds

When your coolest friend has a fuck buddy who has fallen for you and allows the relationship to continue with no problem at all. As Patrick Swayze's character in Point Break, "Bodhi," says: "What's Mine Is Yours."

"You guys are like brothers and he let you fuck her?! Man that's "Swayze Seconds" bruh.

by White Boy from Kentucky. June 18, 2009


november second

The day of love โค๐Ÿ˜˜ spread love to those you love including family ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต feedings and ๐Ÿ‘ฑbfs and ๐Ÿ‘ฑ โ™€๏ธGfs. And if you oy don't have a gf or bf you will b the end of the day

November second you day of love โค๐Ÿ˜˜.....

by Jaccelyn October 31, 2019