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A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans Child while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma
Average r/metalmemes “elitist” (poser): hey what bands do you listen to?
Chad metal elitist: black sabbath and sabaton, wbu??
Average r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWWW WHY DONT YOU JUST LISTEN TO A BETTER BAND LIKE ASSWIPE OF SATANS PUSSY WITH BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS CORRIDOR
A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band with 3 monthly listeners called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans pussy with blood dripping on his door while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while he hes accompanied with a sentient, dying, turd, while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma.
Their song titles are named after a satanic chanting in a long gone dead ancient language, and the lyrics are extended versions of those chants that summons 9 demons, and makes your furniture float while trying to recite their songs.
r/metalmemes poser: hey bro, what bands do u listen to??
Chad based metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton, Detus or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD CUM OF SATANS CHILD WHILE A SATANIC CULT GOES INTO A FOREST AND DO RITUALISTIC SACRIFICES BY MAKING THEIR VOCAL CORDS SOUND LIKE THE GATES OF HELL THEMSELVES???
Chad based metal enjoyer: Poser.
Used to refer to the word “Retard” by certain groups who believe it is offensive to disabled people, because it was a medical term for people with intellectual disabilities and is now commonly used as an insult, which means “a stupid or foolish person, which is ironic because people in this group still often use words like “idiot”, “moron”, and “imbecile” which also used to be medical terms, but have since acquired a new definition.
Tim: You’re so retarded, Dan
Dan: Hey! Don’t use the R-word, idiot
Tim: Why is idiot ok but retard isn’t?
Dan: Uhhhhhhh…..
Luke has a Girthy 7 inch (wide) chode, he is abnormally wide. He resembles Toad from Mario.
The most confusing 2D Fighting Game character ever made. Skills range from mashing spells to college degree setplay.
Friend: “I’m down to play Guilty Gear, who do you play?”
Me: “Asuka R♯”
Friend: “Oh hell nah. I don’t know how to play Magic The Gathering…”
Subreddit for Indian American millenials and zillenials who smooch on white people's dirty rotten milk smelling stankass coochies and blame all of their racial insecurities on FOBs (slang for recent immigrants)
Ram: OMG the reason why no girl wants to sleep with me is because of the local H1B contractor!
Arnav: Lay off r/ABCDesis, dude. The reason you get no pussy is cuz your ugly af.
The five R’s
1. Rape
2. Run
3. Regret
4. Return
5. Repeat
Guy 1. “Dude I did the 5 R’s last night!”
Guy 2. “Bro that’s messed up...”