not half

not at all; in no way.

"the players are not half bad"

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

My half-co-niece-in-law is a good person.

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

half-co-niece-in-law.

Half wank

When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.

Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.

Half-Swording

The act of inserting one's penis in their partner while still soft, relevant with males who cant get it up or impatient.

I caught the village freak Gargamel Half-Swording the well known whore Muriel, he wasn't even hard yet.

A bitch and a half

When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.

Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!

Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.

Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”