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When someone ask an dumb question so you say something sarcastic.
Is that your mom? Nah the air 🤦 ♀️“
N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing one's salad.
I had relaxed a bit too much while she was tossing my salad, she hate my air fried tossed salad and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom vomiting the 40 dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have.
N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.
While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.
Air pressure is defined by the force exerted on my booty hole by the air above it when Jimmy Brooks gets riled up
The air pressure (Jimmy) is too tight, I need a break daddy Jimmy
When someone is trying to make a point, but they struggle to find any coherent logic behind their argument.
"Dude trust me, I did this last week just trust me"
"You're making air sense"
The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .
Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"
Some people can't afford to keep it running 24/7.... Which is why I'm glad the electric company let's you rack up like $700 in debt before they shut your power off because neither can I! Hahaha!
Hym "Air conditioning is expensive apparently... I wouldn't know because I never check... I just wait them to shut it off and pay that 60% lump some baby."