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in other words “im not your booty call” or “you can’t just call me when you want to have sex”
guy : hey girl wanna come over tonight, and have some fun?
girl : “ i'm not your hoe !”
I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense
I'm sick of your crap
I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense
I'm sick of your crap
What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito
Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay
Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.
Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after
Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.
Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.
a popular meme that entails one seeing something so mind-numbingly weird that they have no choice but to call it quits and move out of the vicinity, for the sake of their sanity that is already bursting at the seams
"I'm a furry."
"Fuck this shit, I'm out."