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One who posts about past events on social media sites in order to:
1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself
Time Traveler example: "In 2013 I bought a house, met the man of my dreams, got accepted to law school and moved to Denver. Here's to an even better year in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The amount of time you are allowed or wish to play Modern Warfare 2 in an uniterrupted block of time. The period of time in which you play Modern Warfare 2.
Please don't bother me, I have very little chair time and am trying to prestige.
A time of year that is extremely magical and exciting when you're young, then becomes less exciting as you get older.
ages 1-5: Believe in santa, super excited, everything is new and magical, get a ton of gifts
ages 6-10: May or may not still believe in santa, still get a lot of gifts, very exciting.
ages 11-15: Don't believe in santa, thus the excitement factor is reduced greatly. Christmas is starting to seem more like a routine.
ages 16 and beyond: Christmas is nothing new, your parents give you less because you're older. YOU actually are expected to get others gifts. Wish you could go back to being a little kid on christmas.
6 year old at christmas time: "Santa is coming soon! I'm so excited! I wonder if he'll bring me a race car that I asked for!"
17 year old at christmas time: Studying for finals, Christmas comes and all they get are socks.
A phrase you use if you have no father, live in your mom's basemen lt. Get no bitches, has never touched grass, if you ever use this word ever you should probably discontinue your life indefinitely. I'm not joking
"Story time?"
- Die... immediately
coincidental timing so perfect so as to be extremely rare in real life yet such things occur quite frequently in sitcoms
I was asking a coworker how tickets for the outing will be distributed when my manager, with sitcom timing, walks up and hands us the tickets.
The time at which an owner gives his/her amazing cat some fruit/plain LOOPS
Cmere cat it's LOOP TIME
The moment you smoke a cigarette after smoking a nice bit of weed.
Skitz: Yo, b, you got a boge?
Jlnz: True, it's boge time.