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notifications on twitter

Nan: I've got 10 twits & i dunno how to get rid of them
Granddaughter: ten what?
Nan: 10 twits honey, get with the times smh

by datebayo June 26, 2019


Twit

A mentally deficient individual. One who lacks outward perception or awareness of self. Often immature or even silly.

We observed Samuel drinking beer and acting like a stupid twit !!

by Davvis3 November 17, 2023


Twit

Someone who is trusted using the very racist word, Honky or a really stupid monkey that jerks off when children are looking.

Mace: Hey man, is your dad the good Twit or a bad Twit?
Tyler: The good kind why?
Mace: He just gave really bad Twit vibes y'k?

Tyler: I get that.
Mace: Good thing he doesn't jerk off, like a really stupid monkey, when children look at him.
Tyler: Yeah I'm glad he just says honky.

by AGoodTwit July 06, 2021


twit

An individual who taunts others for doing something they have to do, when it's the taunter's fault they even had to do it to begin with.

Jordan: Hey Kyrsten, why don't you go hang out with that 70 year old you like so much?
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!

by SickOTheSickos March 02, 2020


twit

Short for ,
That's what I was/am Thinking
Usually uttered when you realize that you and the person/s you are talking/hanging out with have the exact same thought, at the same time.

T....I'm hungry...lets get some dinner
L.....Dude, thats what I was thinking
T & L Twit! thats what I was thinking

by teenyj July 07, 2008


Twit

a cover u so you don't say twat in front of your Christian bartender.

Becky's such a tw... Twit

by your local Christian bartender November 03, 2019


twit

a absolute moron of a person

Charlie is such a twit

by qmskoycseiulbtwdulkbgtefu March 30, 2017