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The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand
When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.
That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.
Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!
You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die
Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.
Where a gay man or straight woman goes on google to look for a picture of a penis
Woah that gay is a penile googler
A bussin online video gamer who is fine asf, but has a micro penis. Can be used as an insult.
You are acting like RABBI PENILE SECRETIONS right now
its when your dick shoots out a steady stream of semen
i gave a girl a penile super soaker and got her pregnant
Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.
Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...
No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.