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"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"
Diplomatic way of telling a man that he has neglected to zip up his trousers.
Head waiter: 'Apologetic cough, Excuse me sir do you know that you are flying without a license,
<Thought bubble> ... and that the sight of your scabby dick is upsetting our customers.
When someone says something disgusting
Guy 1: I wish boku no pico had a second season
Guy 2: oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘
"Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" is a trend on TikTok where if you watch a video like a spirit sighting or something, you have to say "Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" or else the spirit will haunt you until you die.
That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.
Random guy: *sees an unnerving video*
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf
orange like donald trump but there is no trunk.
annoying orange is like donald trump without the trunk
Basically going down on your girl when she maybe not the freshest, like after a tough days work and gym and she feels sweaty.
Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.
You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.
It is truly amber nectar.
Him: I want to muff you so much
Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.
Him: well you don’t make soup without stock
She is holding 4 fingers up without ring finger down she must be loyal to him