half can of Ruth

The straightest man alive, won’t even look in a man’s direction, not even his family

Brad is definitely NOT a half can of Ruth, he’s 100% a dwaggerbomb

Half-dusted

Intoxicated, inebriated, stoned, drunk, high,

And gathering serotonin you normally lack, making you giggle more than normal

Carrie was half-dusted and could not stop giggling at a dumb joke
What we know
If big trucks =small d*cks, then small cars = big d*cks
Big shoes = big d*cks

Clowns.

half-cousin-in-law

1- Half-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-cousin.

half-cousin-in-law.

Half-Life 2 Campaign

Often shorted by "HL2C" used by people, its actual form is "Half-Life 2 Campaign"

Hey, do you wanna play some Half-Life 2 Campaign together?

Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.

"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"

Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .

Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?

I give half a shit

Not caring about something AT ALL

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit