The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.
I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard
A low IQ wigger from the Nordic countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland.
While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.
They are a blizzard chimp.
Bjorn: My brother is 38 and still living with our parents, he uses African American slang and spends his day posting edgy memes on discord.
Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.
When there's so much snow, you hang out with your neighbors (because you're trapped) and just dgaf.
There was so much snow on Crossbridge that Caleb threw a Blizzard Party when it hit 16".
It is a blizzard but it doesn't stick to the pavement
aw mans its not blizzarding again
Big Boned Women from the Upper Mid-West
Guy one: Did you see that hot girl?
Guy two: Dude you must have beer goggles on! She's nothing but a Blizzard Pig!
Guy one: Why do you say that?
Guy two: She's a big as Green Bay Packer!!
I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.
When a girl jerks off two guys while five other guys jerk off on her.
She went skiing through a blizzard and just about died halfway through.