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When Mr arctic monkey fine instead of toe curling it's ass curling.
Taking a crap as fast as possible
Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling
A person who claims that they are straight but constantly makes sexual references and does sexual things around the boys making it seem as if they are gay.
Guy - Damn, I know he likes a girl and all, but he tried to give me anal
Other Guy - He must be a Blake Curls
v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.
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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.
The arm muscles that you get from giving killer blowjobs are called nine inch curls.
Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)
n. A turd which coils about the bowl.
As I stood up upon completing my morning defecation; I took extreme pride in the fine bowl curl for which I had created.
It’s the art of using ones middle finger to massage, stroke or prod the G-spot of a potential female victim. The hook is employed when the above mentioned G-spot has been located. At that point is when sexual euphoria takes over the female to the point all inhibition has been lost or cast away. If the hook n curl or HNC as its commonly called is masterfully delivered a female cannot resist. Most say that it is a life changing sexual event.
Hook n Curl is like Colt 45, it works every time!!