Two best friends going to school together where Adam has a crush on erika. Erika is hot with big tits and a fat ass. She looks like a supermodel. Adam has greasy hair and a small dick. Adam loves Erikas fat ass and big tits and wants to lick them but Erika wants a dick that is bigger than 2 inches.
Adam: Hey Erika
Erika: Hi
Adam: Ur tits are looking huge
Erika and Adam are talking
Erika: ur cock is looking small
An Adam Shoomook is a true bruh moment because his dad doesnt exist
(Bruh moment here)
He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)
Example 1)
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment
Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook
The agricultural university for those who don’t own farms and are destined to contract farm for the rest of their lives. Harper Adams students visit Aldi almost as frequently as the local std clinic.
I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the keys because you’re from Harper adams and you’ll come work for me - overheard at Rau
He seems like an average normal boy... but when you get into his circle, you realize how unique he is.
He has a sense of understanding of how to treat others; he always says the right words at the right times. He can understand you, feel with you, and know exactly what you need when you need it. He has golden retriever energy and never fails to make you smile or blush.
You can always depend on Adam Awadallah.
You can't not love Adam Awadallah.
I heart Adam Awadallah.
Why are you acting like a little kid
Definition: adam farber
A: "Hes such an Albarra Atharici Adam"
B: "I know hes not attracted to girls at all."