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A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.
Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Something that is really bad but possibly fixable.
The tv series has really become half a shit sandwich but it can easily be saved by adding a younger actor in the cast.
A Person who likes to be around you, and talk to you, displaying interest in you but not truly stalking you. This is often mistakening for actual stalking by ignorant people, and to a certain degree is socially acceptable. It is the act of pursuing someone in an atempt to befriend them, date them, or create a buisness relationship with them. Half-Stalking is a habit that a person can grow out off, and change. Half-Stalking is restricted to a specific location, such as A REC center, work, or school.
In High School
Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.
Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.
Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...
When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.
"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."
When I child at the age of under 13 has half of one side of there hair missing
Excuse Shikiel you have half hair right now
When a person of darker persuasion either bangs or pegs another person of lighter persuasion whilst the person being banged or pegged is also sucking off someone that is garbed in banana attire. Something of a Creole&Caribbean meets North American Mayo situation.
I once tried a half oreo banana. Wasn't half bad.
-Doug Wilson in "WEEDS"
A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy is a boy that would never settle for you. Your best bet is to lower your expectations a few. Although you may think the love of your life only exists in your mind. Guess what... YOU'RE RIGHT!!
Madison: I just want a guy thats sweet. A guy thats tough. A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
Brooklyn: The kind of guy that'll get along with my friends w/o being attracted to any of them
Madison: A good boy!
Brooklyn: A bad boy!
Madison: A GOOD BAD BOY
Brooklyn and Madison: A HALF GOOD HALF BAD HALF BOY!!
Bo: You ladies needa settle down. A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy would never settle for YOU