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medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.

"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."

by ParaBasicFireDriver April 02, 2018


I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 04, 2022


Cyber Medic

The Best Waifu, none are better. Really thicc, really busty, really cute.

"cyber medic best waifu dont @ me"

by GoddessofHealing December 29, 2019


Pot Luck Medical

Australian general practice medical centre with a bunch of GPs
many of whom come and go. You return to see the Dr you liked last time but
they've moved on somewhere else, probably to another Pot Luck Medical

I've got a pustule on my neck that's killin me, Darl. I'm goin up to Pot Luck Medical to get it seen to.

by AlvaJean September 24, 2023


medically fucked up

a term that describes anything with any sort of negative health condition, typically used for conditions that are not common and difficult to say.

Damn the doctor said he another level of medically fucked up.

by May 24, 2022


medical reviewer

Person who reviews pages and pages of medical, legal, and other claim documentation and then writes a legally binding order based on the case, the law, and the medical information.

I'm so happy I got my surgery approved, that medical reviewer did a great job evaluating the information and writing the order.

by Troutster March 13, 2018


Omega and the Medical Animals

A fictional band created by Marilyn Manson during the Medical Animal Era.

Omega and the Medical Animals make good songs such as "I Want To Disappear" and "The Dope Show".

by NuclearAssaultLover243 November 23, 2010