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An effeminate article of clothing worn by a straight man who can pull off wearing it without looking gay.
•The name is derived from the floral costumes Polish men are often seen wearing on holidays.
•One need not necessarily proclaim a " no homo " when recognising any Polish Threads as fire, fly, or sweet, etc.
•One may own more than one piece of Polish Threads, but if he really into it, then he kinda sus
•Polish Threads are in no way gay, and are supportive of the fact that men can wear and appreciate stereotypically "effeminate" things without in any way damaging their masculinity.
•Hawaiian shirts do not count as Polish Threads
Person 1: Damn, them some sweet Polish Threads!
Person 2: Thanks! I appreciate your lack of ignorance regarding the depth and complexity of male expression possible through clothing!
The detritus found down-message in a long e-mail whose progenitors do not have the courtesy to *snip* before forwarding.
He sent me this long e-mail with a lot of thread slag appended.
The act of sewing a persons fingers together.
Hey kid, wanna thread it up in my basement?
Street talk for smart-casual clothes which look particularly nice on someone.
'They are some Boss Threads you have on today, dude'
When one person is sitting on a toilet and another person (usually male) pees through the gap between the first person's legs. As featured in the book 50 shades of word 3: Fried chicken.
Man can you wrap up that shit? I gotta pee
Why don't you just thread the peedle
Good idea!
A thread that is ingested then must be pulled out of the anus after going through the digestive systems. Usually happens to animals.
Ex. Puppy ate the top of the food bag to get to the food and swallowed the string. Now you have to pull out the butt thread hanging from their anus.
When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog
How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread