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this day is held any day in november 😛
“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”
Vomiting up something that looks like dog food.
Kind of like being sick normally, but when examined it's full of meaty chunks. And probably marrowbone jelly.
Named after the eponymous dogfood brand.
Jeez, Dude, I don't know what I ate last night but I was blowing SuperChunks until the early hours!
A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.
So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.
gives up; ceases attempt; abandons effort; throws in the towel
How long can a person tolerate this situation before he/she just blows it off ?
I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?
Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:
"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"
Farting or blowing kisses from anus
He was blowing shitkisses that wreaked of Popcorn