If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?
*I'll be checking everyday*
Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"
People who make dumb as Urban Dictionary terms involving Donald Trump so they can feel superior to everyone by having people money shot effection all over their dumb, cunt face.
" Hey man, all these people are trying to make a Urban Dictionary " Funny ". He's not the greatest, but holy shit can they shut the fuck up?"
" Nah man, this is 2020, comedy's dead and we killed it."
Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?
Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios
People, especially literal fish and gingers who have the attention span and memory of a gold fish, who forgot how to spell "Urban Dictionary." While usually caused by mistake, it's not surprising if you were wondering why you couldn't get to this website because of this, congratulations.
"Dude, what's that one website? Uber Dictionary?"
"Dude I've been googling Uber Dictionary for half an hour now I can't find it."
Boy 1: Hey look up ubran dictionary on your mom
Boy 2 : ubran? I thought it was urban
Boy 1: out creator must be lonely...
Boy 2:ok
the bottom of the page, i made this because the other ones didnt have 2025 in them
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Bringing order to PLANET EARTH and DISORDER to your DICK AND CUNT.
MARCONI RUBIN BRIN PAGE. G00 G00 EMPHATIC 2ND G00
AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM. 1999 AI
PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM CLOUD
MOHAMED HASSAN KAMIL TAKAFUL SYRIA 1999
MALAYSIA IND0NESIA SINGAP0RE THAILAND
PEDOPHILE SIAM PEDO PEDOPHILE 369
SANS ASS N...SYARIKAT TAKAFUL
FOUNDER of URBAN DICTIONARY AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM ...NO FEAR...KNIOW FEAR
URBAN DICKTIONARY
URBAN CUNTIONARY
Look the URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK is the macho athletic ASSH0LE MALE , that radio DISC JOCKEY does the talking at times , THE WORDS always JOCKEYING for position and finally THE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER BIKE JOCK strap PEDO PEDOPHILE...
URBAN DICKTIONARY is DARK ORIGINATION
URBAN CUNTIONARY us DARK 0RIGINATION
AND URBAN SH0WWARDS cleans things up in the SHOWER or BATHTUB or MALESTROM to make THINGS EVEN MORE INDECENT and SUPER DIRTY as worse THAN SIN AND ASHAME.