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When your dog licks your cooter without your consent
Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz
Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?
When a large number, usually more than 3 Houston fire ambulances transport to the same hospital. Resulting in hospital staff being overwhelmed.
This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.
Nurse: wow! That’s a lot of patients in the ED!
Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!
blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids
#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist
GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.
Long Live 3fi
*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"