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Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.
"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."
Person1: dudeeeee, urban dictionary needs some holy water RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEchex gomoku
Dictionary with slang
Open dictionary is like a slang dictionary
What you palm-rubbingly mutter under your breath as you smirkingly head over to this site after thinking up a whole bunch of clever/tasteless/shockingly-in-yer-face words to define, knowing that the judges are gonna go nuts trying to "digest" all of your rapidly-submitted crap.
I just now came up with several really awesome-but-morbid-toned definitions related to the word "coroner", and so I'm about to send 'em in --- look out, Urban Dictionary!
This phrase derives from the fact that urban dictionary's text editor is far superior to it's fellow editor, which is why I, an intellect much prefer the former choice.
We here using Urban Dictionary in stead of Microsoft Word to Make Essays
I am better than you because i use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word
Yall amatuers need to grow up and use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word
The words: Friends, nice, politeness, enjoying someone’s company= 0, none, doesn’t exist, unacceptable and unbelievable
NEXT....
Evil, rude, friends are enemies, bad temper, HIGH TEMPER= COMPLETE EXISTENCE (perfect) the ideal human
We call him the devil which mean Lucifer ;)
Person 1: Aye bro I had nightmares yesterday
Person 2: why????
Person 1: cuz i read bahima’s dictionary
Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Person 1: idk man, aye btw why is the hall becoming so cold
*lucifer walks in*
When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.
Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!