Rural Dictionary

a keen run

He tiptoed his way cautiously among the trees till he felt that he was out of hearing, and straightway broke into a keen run in the direction of the sandbar.

by John Lu November 25, 2022

mountain runs

Shitting your tent so vad you have to leave it behind at a music festival after eating bad shrooms.

Must have been the fried oyster -mountain runs

Little kid: Hey daddy, whats a mountain runs?
Dad: I think its refered to as a stowers.

by Mountainruns365 October 10, 2013

The Running Penis is a creature that Rose From the Penis of a Boy That Fell of and he Turned into a girl. Now the running penis runs around schools and takes the penises of boys and turnes them into girls and turns the girls pregnant. With every penis it consumes it becomes bigger and stronger.

Be aware of the running penis.

Samuel: „Simon the running penis stole your genitals!“
Simon: „My name is Simone now!“

by Lil period simon March 12, 2025

Butcher of Kingsbury Run

There was a serial killer in the 1930’s in this place called Kingsbury Run in Ohio. I think that the place was like part of the Cleveland Ohio metropolitan area or something. Anyways, they killed like around 5 or 6 people or something. Decapitated their heads and left their bodies on the streets. His identity has never been known.

The killer completely got away with everything

I wonder who the Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run was, and what was their motivation behind the murders ?

World may never know…

by Death Menace March 01, 2023

Shotty Running

Only using a shotgun as your main weapon while running around the whole map shooting everyone you see. This is mostly done to either have fun or to piss people off .

Nick: "I had the worst game ever on Modern Warfare 2!"
Tom: "What happened?"
Nick: "Some guy decided to go shotty running the whole time and it pissed me off!"
Tom: "You just got owned!"

by Nokitch July 21, 2010