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Pretend doesn't exist

a tiktok trend where you have to look at a sound and then pretend the person doesn't exist.

look at sound
me: pretend doesn't exist

by crystalusesdiscord February 15, 2022


ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!

ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱

by MatMannn_ December 07, 2022


I Exist Rizz

A form of rizzing, which the user does not speak to the wanted person, but exists within their vision.

This would be standing in line in front of them, going down the same aisle at the grocery store, or walking past them often.

The result is that they recognize you often so you can easily approach them when the time comes.

Guy1: You bro Sarah is so bad, I gyatt to get to know her.

Guy2: Dude you have art class at the same time, you should perform the I Exist Rizz

Guy1: Great Idea, she see me so often she;ll have to say hi!

by ExternalDraw43 March 17, 2024


Existance

A useless thing used to torture people

Also, vote to keep this whoever is voting pls

I'm going to yeet myself out of existance

by Gurd Tothhood October 06, 2020


axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022


axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by wokeup2this July 22, 2022


ching chong your existence is gone

A meme were a Vietnamese tree soldier hunts Americans in Vietnam down and turns them into flesh pancakes.

American: a good day to take down some Vietnamese soldiers
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done

by a meme definition February 13, 2023