It’s is a van, sort of. Well, it’s actually a truck, with Van-like attributes.
Person 1: “Hey bud! Heard you bought a van today! What did you get?”
Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
When a friend offers you a list and you jump in the back seat leaving the passenger seat vacant. Hence making it look like a taxi. Comments like.... can you put the AC on? and have you been working long? are actively encouraged.
Matt and I got a lift to the airport from Ryan the other day and we absolutely mini-cabbed him!
Ordering a bottle or several glasses of Cabernet, generally at a restaurant of repute, and slamming the wine like a Jaegarbomb.
Damn man, that look on that waiters face after the third round of fast cabs was priceless!