alphabetical opportunities

bopportunity: A chance to clonk someone's noggin.
copportunity: An occasion when you can dial 9-1-1.
fopportunity: An area or event where you can dress up excessively or outlandishly.
GOPportunity: A time when you can openly flaunt your Republican viewpoints.
hopportunity: A safe/acceptable location to do jumping-jacks and leapfrogging.
lopportunity: When you notice that your ornamentals are getting too bushy and/or scraggly.
mopportunity: A chance to try out your new Swiffer.
popportunity: When you come across a discarded sheet of bubble-wrap.
sopportunity: An occasion where you can either easily/inexpensively appease someone, or absorb a liquid with a sponge.
topportunity: A chance to "do somebody one better" in a contest or impromptu session of friendly verbal sparring.
wopportunity: A time when you can make derogatory remarks about Italians.

Alphabetical opportunities may be fun to think about, but most of them seem largely pointless to perform in real life.

The Alphabet Challenge

A challenge where you sleep with someone whos name starts with each letter of the alphabet.

(Alex, Ben, Charlie, David, etc)

Do you know any Xavier’s? I’m doing The Alphabet Challenge.

alphabet police

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason

Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?

alphabetized

When you organize something alphabetically

I alphabetized my entire comic collection

Alphabet

Root words: alpha, beta. Hebrew in origin.

Culmination of all the letters used to form words in/and sentences.

Do you know all 26 letters of the English alphabet?

Alphabet

Letters are organised in a pacific order.

Friend: Say the alphabet quickly
Me: Okay, a b c d e f-
Friend: Alphabet

Me: You little shit

alphabet

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

pretty easy i must say

a 4 year old: hey dad i just learned the alphabet!
dad: oh ok son!
a 4 year old: it's asdadsadcwsawdfghgfegfdsds
dad: FRICKING BAD!!!!!!!!