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The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
smell my duck abbreviation is smd
john “hi susan smell my duck (abbreviated as smd)”
susan “john your duck smells lovely!”
A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter
A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.
What a screwup. He horsed the duck.
When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.
"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."
An offensive term used on people who urinate in the woods or forest. Occasionally used for homeless people. It can also be used as a general insult.
After taking a whizz in the backwoods, Johnny's friend called a duck-wetter!
When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.
Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck