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A sexual encounter that is ended abruptly due to an oncoming bowel movement resulting in termination of the coital encounter.
“I wasn’t about to murder a brown snake in her toilet so I pulled a hit and run”
where you impregnate a girl and leave her
guy 1: yoo did you hear about the hit and run that happened with jack
guy 2: yeah, it was crazy
Having sex with a girl than disappearing, never to be seen again.
I met up with this girl I met on tinder but didn’t have any condoms so I had to hit and run.
When a virgin male roofies himself in the hopes of losing his virginity with himself, but wakes up still a virgin.
My buddy at work gave himself a Coal Run Roofie, he really needs help.
An unsuccessful raid done by undergeared characters in World of Warcraft.
@everyone log for super-duper ICC25 8/12 HC, toons 5.5k+ req with gems and enchants (I don't want to call it a chill run tho :D)
Group of cars driving to the shops to collect bread and milk
A common misconception is that most of the cars have 2L engines a size in which milk comes in, however this is not true
Hey a milk and bread run is called milk and bread run because of all the 2L engines,
No,no it's not serene
No person willingly partakes in long distance running. If you see a team or person say that they run "because it's fun", they are lying to cover up their cult-like ideals. Rather, the person who said it is desperately crying for help or they are too far gone.
"Oh you do running?"
"Yeah, we like running for fun!"
"...Really?"
"We've been spotted: abandon immediately!"