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blog

when you're wandering in the woods with your lover and you give him a blow job while perched on a log.

bj + log = blog

"Hey Sarah, what did you do this weekend?"

"Oh man, I was such a hussy. My man and I camped out in the woods and I gave him a blog."

by hangingoutthinkingoffunnywords November 11, 2011


Blog

Graffiti with punctuation

Brian is working on his blog.

by Bex8522 March 06, 2020


blog

a euphamism for cock or penis...

I'm going to play with my blog.

by stcharlesdude August 10, 2011


Blog

1. countable noun
Short for weblog.
A blog is just a fancy way of saying a digital dump where people spill their thoughts, rants, and whatever crap they think is worth sharing. It's like a public diary, but instead of keeping it under your bed, you throw it out there for the world to see, whether they give a fuck or not.

Example: "I just wasted an hour reading that idiot's blog about his cat's diet. Who gives a shit?"

by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025


Blog

an online presence.

the social media that you dominate.

person 1’s bio: Hi, welcome to my blog

person 2: Oh, so you're most active on this social media!

by ballerina27 June 07, 2020


Text Blogging

The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.

Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.

by catsgotmytongue May 27, 2011


bob blog

A certain kind of blog that was just recently named. Primarily, a bob blog is a blog that was either just created and has no content, or was created a long time ago and still has no content. Can also be called a derelict blog.

n00b1: dude, h4\/3 u s33n th4t n3\/\/ 808 8|0g?

n00b2: \/\/h|c|-| 0/\/3?
A certain kind of blog that was just recently named. Primarily, a bob blog is a blog that was either just created and has no content, or was created a long time ago and still has no content. Can also be called a derelict blog.

by morguepie July 13, 2008