when you're wandering in the woods with your lover and you give him a blow job while perched on a log.
bj + log = blog
"Hey Sarah, what did you do this weekend?"
"Oh man, I was such a hussy. My man and I camped out in the woods and I gave him a blog."
a euphamism for cock or penis...
I'm going to play with my blog.
1. countable noun
Short for weblog.
A blog is just a fancy way of saying a digital dump where people spill their thoughts, rants, and whatever crap they think is worth sharing. It's like a public diary, but instead of keeping it under your bed, you throw it out there for the world to see, whether they give a fuck or not.
Example: "I just wasted an hour reading that idiot's blog about his cat's diet. Who gives a shit?"
an online presence.
the social media that you dominate.
person 1’s bio: Hi, welcome to my blog
person 2: Oh, so you're most active on this social media!
The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.
Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.
A certain kind of blog that was just recently named. Primarily, a bob blog is a blog that was either just created and has no content, or was created a long time ago and still has no content. Can also be called a derelict blog.
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n00b2: \/\/h|c|-| 0/\/3?
A certain kind of blog that was just recently named. Primarily, a bob blog is a blog that was either just created and has no content, or was created a long time ago and still has no content. Can also be called a derelict blog.